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AN UNUSUAL TRAVELLER’S GUIDE

Discover 10 Of The Saddest (But Funniest) Names On Your Map.

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Every city, island, mountain, and lake has an interesting story behind its name. Many of them are called after the person who discovered them. Others, however, were baptized after the mood and mindset of the person who had the honor of naming them.

In 2017, Artist Damien Rudd published Sad Topographies , an illustrated guide that compiles some of the saddest —and funniest— names around the world. Inspired by his book, in this article, we have gathered just a few examples out of an incredible array of somber places in the United States . Read on and we hope that, if you are not in the best mood today, we’ll make you smile.

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Frustration Lake, Alaska

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Have you ever felt upset or annoyed when you were trying unsuccessfully to achieve something? Well, that’s probably what happened to a pilot in the 60s when he couldn’t land on the rough surface of this icy lake in Alaska. Located in the Matanuska-Susitna region, by the Tordrillo Mountains, and adjacent to Triumvirate Glacier this area is difficult to access but frequented nonetheless by mountaineers in search of adventure .

According to Alaska Guide Co, Frustration Lake got its name in 1964 after a plane carrying three alpinists had to look for another climbing spot when they realized that it would be impossible to master the extreme conditions of this wayward body of water . So now you know, if you ever visit The Last Frontier, you might want to visit this faraway lake just to wash away all your frustrations.

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Misery Islands, Massachusetts

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Misery Islands, an 87-acre nature reserve near Salem Harbor in Massachusetts, is full of stories. As early as 1900, a business group built a luxury retreat meant for the Boston and North Shore socialites that included a saltwater swimming pool, a casino, a clubhouse, a tennis court, a lounge, and even a 9-hole golf course! Can you imagine? Unfortunately, the enterprise didn’t last long, and a year later only ruins remained.

Not long after, a summer colony of more than 25 cottages was established on the coasts of Misery Islands, although they were also short-lived. In 1926, a devastating fire destroyed many houses and the owners eventually left. In light of these events, it is not surprising that in the 1620s, shipbuilder Captain Robert Moulton described his time here as "three miserable days". Despite the name they inherited, nowadays Misery Islands are open to the public and are worth a visit if only to appreciate their breathtaking views and the fresh sea air.

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Desperation Drive and Solitude Way, California

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If you are driving to Eldorado National Forest in California and you suddenly start feeling down, don’t panic, perhaps you just got lost and landed on the intersection of Desperation Drive and Solitude Way . Located on Frenchtown, originally a mining camp 37 miles from Sacramento and southeast of Shingle Springs, these two charming winding roads to nowhere are somewhat of a mystery.

We can't be sure why or who gave them those names, but we couldn’t leave them out of this list. Who hasn't felt desperate and alone at some point? And who knows, maybe their remote location and surrounding tall pine trees bring some kind of solace and comfort.

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Failure Canyon, Utah

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Utah is known for its natural beauty, national monuments, world-class ski resorts, and let’s face it, unusual names. Due to its cowboy, Indian, and Mormon heritage the Beehive State is home to places like Mount Timpanogos, Cutthroat Lake, and Eureka City. But perhaps one of the most peculiar ones is Failure Canyon, a valley in the mountainous Summit County.

With an elevation of 7,200 feet, this gorge originates in the southwest section of the Uinta Mountains and drains north into Beaver Creek. Rumor has it that it was named after Beaver Creek Charlie , a Ute Indian who went broke after failing as a prospector during the gold rush.

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Spiteful Geyser, Wyoming

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We’ve heard of vengeful people, but spiteful geysers? Apparently, it’s a thing. Spiteful Geyser, located on Firehole River in Yellowstone National Park, is a crystalline pool with an average temperature of 179.5°F running off down the hillside.

This hot spring possibly formed from a hydrothermal explosion, got its name because when it erupts it spatters water straight at the boardwalk , catching everyone around off guard. However, despite its vindictive reputation, Spiteful Geyser seems to have grown in the last few years: it has not erupted since 1998.

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Cape Disappointment, Washington

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Don't let the name fool you, Cape Disappointment won’t let you down! In fact, it’s one of Washington’s favorite state parks , featuring coastal forests, large beaches, an old fort, breathtaking scenery, and not one but two working lighthouses. Located just by the town of Ilwaco, where the Columbia River meets the Pacific Ocean, this 2,023-acre camping park established in the early 1950s offers its visitors a variety of fun outdoor activities all year round.

So why is it called Cape Disappointment? The area earned its depressing name in 1788 when Captain John Meares failed to cross the river bar . The English navigator and explorer thought that the mouth of the Columbia River was only a bay and was eventually proved wrong. Over the years, the area was renamed a couple of times only to end up being called as one frustrated man intended, more than two centuries ago.

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Lonelyville, New York

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Lonelyville is a small beach community located on Fire Island in Suffolk County, New York. This little town got its nostalgic name from three businessmen and friends from Bay Shore who planted the flag in the area in the early 1900s. An article under the title "Lonelyville-By-The-Bay, Not So Lonely After All", published in a newspaper of the time stated that. one member of the group "racked his fertile brain for a name" and "almost immediately ‘Lonelyville’ suggested itself, and with due eclat, and champagne, the resort was christened and launched upon the sea of fame."

Nowadays, Lonelyville has approximately 80 houses, predominantly summer-only vacation cottages. There are no bars, stores, or cafes, so it’s the ideal place to vacation if you are looking for peace and quiet . Fun fact: one of the most prominent past residents of Lonelyville is writer and director Mel Brooks, who used to own an ocean-front house designed by no other than famed architect Richard Meier.

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Nothing, Arizona

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Can you think of a better name for a ghost town? We certainly can’t! Nothing is an uninhabited town in eastern Mohave County, Arizona that, at its height, had a population of four. The settlement was established in 1977 by Richard "Buddy" Kenworthy, a liquor store owner from Coolidge. A friend suggested that he should call the new land Nothing, "since there ain't nothing out there."

For some time, the site consisted of a small convenience store and a gas station but was abandoned in 2005 when Kenworthy finally moved out. Over the years there were a few attempts to revive the town and even a pizza joint was opened in 2009. Unfortunately, these efforts proved to be unsuccessful and today Nothing is just a stopover for travelers passing through Route 93.

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Despair Island, Rhode Island

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Despair Island is one of the many islands that make up Narragansett Bay in Newport County, Rhode Island. This small 91-acre isle, composed mainly of rocks used by nesting birds, is a bit elusive. At high tide, it is barely visible and has to be marked with a buoy.

It was Puritan minister Roger Williams who gave this group of islands their names in the 17th century. Unfortunately for Despair Island, it got the worst possible one . The others surrounding it were given more uplifting aliases: Hope Island and Prudence Island. In fact, a children's Colonial-period song honored them like this: "Prudence, Patience, Hope, and Despair / And little Hog Island, right over there."

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Disenchantment Bay, Alaska

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It seems to have been a popular fashion among explorers to embody their maritime frustrations in the names they gave to the places they discovered. This inlet right at the head of Yakutat Bay in Alaska, was named "Puerto del Desengaño" —Spanish for "bay of disenchantment"— by Tuscan explorer Alessandro Malaspina in 1792. Similar to what happened to other places listed in this article, Malaspina was disappointed when he discovered that the bay was not the entrance to the legendary Northwest Passage.

Nowadays, Disenchantment Bay is far from an unsatisfying place. It can be visited on a cruise ship or a charter boat to enjoy its spectacular views of the rugged coastline, icy islands, and the breathtakingly beautiful Hubbard Glacier.

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Golden secrets

Heard of the Half-Way-to-Hell Club? 10 hidden facts about the Golden Gate

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From its inception to its crowning as a symbol of San Francisco, the Golden Gate Bridge has become one of the most recognizable landmarks in California and the entire country. From its first toll of just 50 cents to stories of incredible luck, there are numerous secrets, untold tales, and fun facts that might surprise you. Join us as we uncover 10 shocking facts about the Golden Gate Bridge !

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The first toll

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When the bridge first opened to cars, the toll was 50 cents each way, $1 for a round trip, and an additional 5-cent charge for cars carrying more than three passengers. While this may not seem like much today, that money was crucial in covering the construction costs. In today’s terms, the toll would be equivalent to about $11 .

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The Half-Way-to-Hell Club

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Building this massive suspension bridge was no easy task, and the story of the "Half-Way-to-Hell Club" members proves just how dangerous it was. These 19 workers were on the job when they slipped and fell from the bridge . But in the midst of their fall, something saved them : a safety net placed under the bridge, an ingenious and innovative safety measure for the 1930s.

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A different picture

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While it's hard to imagine the Golden Gate Bridge without its iconic "International Orange" color, the original plan was actually quite different. During construction, they considered painting the bridge black and yellow to give it visibility. However, when the architects saw the beautiful reddish-orange hue of the primer, they decided to keep it. We have to say we're glad they didn't go with the original idea!

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Good citizens

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San Franciscans redefined what it meant to be good citizens when, during the Great Depression, they helped fund the Golden Gate Bridge by putting up their homes and farms as collateral to make the project a reality. This incredible show of faith during one of the nation's toughest economic times is truly inspiring.

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Really heavy

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With its immense size and structure, it’s no surprise that this imposing bridge is incredibly heavy. Even so, the number might still shock you: The Golden Gate Bridge weighs around 894,000 tons! That's nearly the equivalent of 2.5 Empire State Buildings!

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5,000 - 10,000 gallons

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Its weight goes hand in hand with its size: the bridge is about 1.7 miles long from end to end, and its towers rise 746 feet above the water. This means the amount of paint required to cover it is anything but small. To repaint the bridge, between 5,000 and 10,000 gallons of its iconic color are used.

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Dangerous challenges

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The completion of the Golden Gate Bridge had its challenges. In 1935, a powerful 7.8 magnitude earthquake struck the area, causing the entire San Francisco Bay Area, including the bridge under construction, to shake violently. One worker reportedly recalled that the south tower swayed 16 feet in each direction while several of his colleagues stood on it!

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200,000 pedestrians

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The grand opening of the Golden Gate Bridge on May 27, 1937, was far from low-key. Before it was opened to cars, a "Pedestrian Day" event took place, where an extraordinary 200,000 people walked across the city's brand-new bridge, each paying 25 cents to do so.

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Once the tallest of its kind

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As a suspension bridge, the Golden Gate Bridge is impressive not only for its size but also for its engineering. In fact, when it opened in 1937 and until 1964, this San Francisco landmark held the world record as the tallest suspension bridge in the world!

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800,000 people

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Yes, the 200,000 people who attended the bridge's opening made for a huge crowd. But 50 years later, that number quadrupled! That's right; during the 50th anniversary of its opening, around 800,000 people walked across the iconic Golden Gate Bridge. It's hard to even imagine what such a giant crowd would look like!

History History 4 min read

Dystopian spoilers ahead

No Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly? 12 films nearly turned out differently

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It’s hard to imagine classic movies with different stories or characters than the ones we know today, but there are many examples of Hollywood blockbusters that were originally supposed to be very different—and, thanks to wise (or accidental) decisions, were changed for good. Imagine Back to the Future without Michael J. Fox, or a version of Jaws where the shark swims away. It sounds wild, but it nearly happened. Here are some surprising what-ifs from iconic films that just missed the cutting room floor.

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More Jaws

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One early idea for the Jaws ending involved not one shark, but several . After the first was killed, Brody would’ve seen more fins approaching , hinting the threat wasn’t over.

Another scrapped version, closer to the novel, had the shark drift away after being harpooned, leaving Brody alone at sea. Both endings were dropped in favor of the explosive finale we know today.

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Titanic’s Jack & Rose

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Claire Danes, best known at the time for Romeo + Juliet , turned down the role of Rose in _Titanic_—and says she has "no regrets" today. It’s tough to picture anyone but Kate Winslet in that part.

Matthew McConaughey also came close to playing Jack. He was confident he had the role, but Leonardo DiCaprio ultimately got it.

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Psycho, in Technicolor

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These days, many assume Alfred Hitchcock shot Psycho in black and white for artistic or symbolic reasons. It turns out that it was just a budget issue .

Paramount found the concept too "distasteful," so Hitchcock financed the film himself. Despite its now-legendary status, the studio initially gave it only a limited release.

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When Harry Almost Didn’t Meet Sally

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Director Rob Reiner began When Harry Met Sally after his divorce, feeling cynical about love. Originally, the film was written so that Harry and Sally would remain just friends.

But during production, Reiner fell in love again—and changed his mind. The ending was rewritten so the two characters end up together , giving the rom-com its iconic, heartwarming finish.

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Saturday Night Gump

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Believe it or not, John Travolta was originally offered the role of Forrest Gump —but he turned it down, and the part went to Tom Hanks instead.

Still, Travolta went on to star in Pulp Fiction , which became a huge hit, so in the end, it worked out for everyone.

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Pretty Sad Woman

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The original Pretty Woman script—titled _3000_—was a dark drama about sex work, ending with Edward leaving Vivian. It had little romance or humor and was meant to serve as a cautionary tale.

Al Pacino and Michelle Pfeiffer once auditioned, but things changed after Julia Roberts and Richard Gere were cast. Their charm shifted the tone, and rewrites led to the romantic ending we know today.

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The Slaptrix

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Will Smith was originally offered the role of Neo but turned it down. He has since praised Keanu Reeves’s performance in The Matrix and admitted he would have ruined the film.

Smith's a great actor, but it's tough to picture anyone but Reeves as Neo, dodging bullets in slow motion.

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Fatal Attraction

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Screenwriter James Dearden disliked the altered ending to Fatal Attraction . Originally, Alex framed Dan for her murder, but test audiences didn’t like it .

As a result, the team reshot the film’s climax, giving Alex a more conclusive fate. The new version offered clearer consequences and closure, making it far more satisfying for viewers.

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Ghost Smashers

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Dan Aykroyd’s original Ghostbusters concept—called _Ghost Smashers_—was a wild sci-fi adventure involving time travel and dimension-hopping .

Filmmakers simplified the story, shifting the focus to ghost-catching instead. That change transformed it into the hilarious, iconic classic we know today.

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No Marty McFly

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Eric Stoltz was originally cast as Marty McFly in Back to the Future, and even filmed several scenes. However, director Robert Zemeckis and producer Steven Spielberg felt that Stoltz didn’t embody the comedic, fun-loving spirit they were looking for.

As a result, Michael J. Fox was brought in to play the iconic Marty—and the rest is history. It’s hard to imagine the film without Fox’s perfect balance of humor and charm.

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No Michael Corleone

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Al Pacino nearly missed out on playing Michael Corleone in The Godfather . Director Francis Ford Coppola had doubts about Pacino’s fit for the powerful role, and stars like Jack Nicholson and Robert Redford were also considered .

Luckily, Pacino was cast, and his intense, layered performance became iconic. His portrayal added depth that helped make the film a lasting classic.

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Gone With No Lead Actress

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Gone With the Wind began filming without a lead actress, and Clark Gable was reportedly less than thrilled when Vivien Leigh was finally cast as Scarlett O’Hara.

The production faced creative clashes, including pushback on the film’s tone and even Rhett Butler’s famous line. Fortunately , "Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn" stayed in .

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