Geography Geography 6 min read

AN UNUSUAL TRAVELLER’S GUIDE

Discover 10 Of The Saddest (But Funniest) Names On Your Map.

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Every city, island, mountain, and lake has an interesting story behind its name. Many of them are called after the person who discovered them. Others, however, were baptized after the mood and mindset of the person who had the honor of naming them.

In 2017, Artist Damien Rudd published Sad Topographies , an illustrated guide that compiles some of the saddest —and funniest— names around the world. Inspired by his book, in this article, we have gathered just a few examples out of an incredible array of somber places in the United States . Read on and we hope that, if you are not in the best mood today, we’ll make you smile.

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Frustration Lake, Alaska

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Have you ever felt upset or annoyed when you were trying unsuccessfully to achieve something? Well, that’s probably what happened to a pilot in the 60s when he couldn’t land on the rough surface of this icy lake in Alaska. Located in the Matanuska-Susitna region, by the Tordrillo Mountains, and adjacent to Triumvirate Glacier this area is difficult to access but frequented nonetheless by mountaineers in search of adventure .

According to Alaska Guide Co, Frustration Lake got its name in 1964 after a plane carrying three alpinists had to look for another climbing spot when they realized that it would be impossible to master the extreme conditions of this wayward body of water . So now you know, if you ever visit The Last Frontier, you might want to visit this faraway lake just to wash away all your frustrations.

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Misery Islands, Massachusetts

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Misery Islands, an 87-acre nature reserve near Salem Harbor in Massachusetts, is full of stories. As early as 1900, a business group built a luxury retreat meant for the Boston and North Shore socialites that included a saltwater swimming pool, a casino, a clubhouse, a tennis court, a lounge, and even a 9-hole golf course! Can you imagine? Unfortunately, the enterprise didn’t last long, and a year later only ruins remained.

Not long after, a summer colony of more than 25 cottages was established on the coasts of Misery Islands, although they were also short-lived. In 1926, a devastating fire destroyed many houses and the owners eventually left. In light of these events, it is not surprising that in the 1620s, shipbuilder Captain Robert Moulton described his time here as "three miserable days". Despite the name they inherited, nowadays Misery Islands are open to the public and are worth a visit if only to appreciate their breathtaking views and the fresh sea air.

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Desperation Drive and Solitude Way, California

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If you are driving to Eldorado National Forest in California and you suddenly start feeling down, don’t panic, perhaps you just got lost and landed on the intersection of Desperation Drive and Solitude Way . Located on Frenchtown, originally a mining camp 37 miles from Sacramento and southeast of Shingle Springs, these two charming winding roads to nowhere are somewhat of a mystery.

We can't be sure why or who gave them those names, but we couldn’t leave them out of this list. Who hasn't felt desperate and alone at some point? And who knows, maybe their remote location and surrounding tall pine trees bring some kind of solace and comfort.

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Failure Canyon, Utah

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Utah is known for its natural beauty, national monuments, world-class ski resorts, and let’s face it, unusual names. Due to its cowboy, Indian, and Mormon heritage the Beehive State is home to places like Mount Timpanogos, Cutthroat Lake, and Eureka City. But perhaps one of the most peculiar ones is Failure Canyon, a valley in the mountainous Summit County.

With an elevation of 7,200 feet, this gorge originates in the southwest section of the Uinta Mountains and drains north into Beaver Creek. Rumor has it that it was named after Beaver Creek Charlie , a Ute Indian who went broke after failing as a prospector during the gold rush.

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Spiteful Geyser, Wyoming

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We’ve heard of vengeful people, but spiteful geysers? Apparently, it’s a thing. Spiteful Geyser, located on Firehole River in Yellowstone National Park, is a crystalline pool with an average temperature of 179.5°F running off down the hillside.

This hot spring possibly formed from a hydrothermal explosion, got its name because when it erupts it spatters water straight at the boardwalk , catching everyone around off guard. However, despite its vindictive reputation, Spiteful Geyser seems to have grown in the last few years: it has not erupted since 1998.

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Cape Disappointment, Washington

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Don't let the name fool you, Cape Disappointment won’t let you down! In fact, it’s one of Washington’s favorite state parks , featuring coastal forests, large beaches, an old fort, breathtaking scenery, and not one but two working lighthouses. Located just by the town of Ilwaco, where the Columbia River meets the Pacific Ocean, this 2,023-acre camping park established in the early 1950s offers its visitors a variety of fun outdoor activities all year round.

So why is it called Cape Disappointment? The area earned its depressing name in 1788 when Captain John Meares failed to cross the river bar . The English navigator and explorer thought that the mouth of the Columbia River was only a bay and was eventually proved wrong. Over the years, the area was renamed a couple of times only to end up being called as one frustrated man intended, more than two centuries ago.

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Lonelyville, New York

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Lonelyville is a small beach community located on Fire Island in Suffolk County, New York. This little town got its nostalgic name from three businessmen and friends from Bay Shore who planted the flag in the area in the early 1900s. An article under the title "Lonelyville-By-The-Bay, Not So Lonely After All", published in a newspaper of the time stated that. one member of the group "racked his fertile brain for a name" and "almost immediately ‘Lonelyville’ suggested itself, and with due eclat, and champagne, the resort was christened and launched upon the sea of fame."

Nowadays, Lonelyville has approximately 80 houses, predominantly summer-only vacation cottages. There are no bars, stores, or cafes, so it’s the ideal place to vacation if you are looking for peace and quiet . Fun fact: one of the most prominent past residents of Lonelyville is writer and director Mel Brooks, who used to own an ocean-front house designed by no other than famed architect Richard Meier.

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Nothing, Arizona

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Can you think of a better name for a ghost town? We certainly can’t! Nothing is an uninhabited town in eastern Mohave County, Arizona that, at its height, had a population of four. The settlement was established in 1977 by Richard "Buddy" Kenworthy, a liquor store owner from Coolidge. A friend suggested that he should call the new land Nothing, "since there ain't nothing out there."

For some time, the site consisted of a small convenience store and a gas station but was abandoned in 2005 when Kenworthy finally moved out. Over the years there were a few attempts to revive the town and even a pizza joint was opened in 2009. Unfortunately, these efforts proved to be unsuccessful and today Nothing is just a stopover for travelers passing through Route 93.

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Despair Island, Rhode Island

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Despair Island is one of the many islands that make up Narragansett Bay in Newport County, Rhode Island. This small 91-acre isle, composed mainly of rocks used by nesting birds, is a bit elusive. At high tide, it is barely visible and has to be marked with a buoy.

It was Puritan minister Roger Williams who gave this group of islands their names in the 17th century. Unfortunately for Despair Island, it got the worst possible one . The others surrounding it were given more uplifting aliases: Hope Island and Prudence Island. In fact, a children's Colonial-period song honored them like this: "Prudence, Patience, Hope, and Despair / And little Hog Island, right over there."

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Disenchantment Bay, Alaska

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It seems to have been a popular fashion among explorers to embody their maritime frustrations in the names they gave to the places they discovered. This inlet right at the head of Yakutat Bay in Alaska, was named "Puerto del Desengaño" —Spanish for "bay of disenchantment"— by Tuscan explorer Alessandro Malaspina in 1792. Similar to what happened to other places listed in this article, Malaspina was disappointed when he discovered that the bay was not the entrance to the legendary Northwest Passage.

Nowadays, Disenchantment Bay is far from an unsatisfying place. It can be visited on a cruise ship or a charter boat to enjoy its spectacular views of the rugged coastline, icy islands, and the breathtakingly beautiful Hubbard Glacier.

General General 4 min read

Not everything is digital

Do you remember these 12 gifts people used to give but don’t anymore?

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No one can deny that the modern age has brought an almost infinite number of advantages. But, be it for nostalgic reasons or otherwise, everybody misses something from the past that was rendered obsolete by technology, social convention, or simply fell out of fashion at some point in time. Among those are many things that we used to gift to each other and we don’t anymore, from music to DVDs, to preserves. Which one do you miss the most?

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Music

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Back in the day, the gift of music used to mean something. It was a connection between the person who made the gift and the one who received it . It was a beautiful object, to be played on a music player and stored at home. Nowadays, music is something much more abstract that is streamed from online services and is not given as a gift of discovery anymore.

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Movies

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Movies have experienced a fate similar to the one suffered by music. Thanks to streaming services like Netflix, Amazon Prime, and the rest, movies are available to watch online, and no one owns a VHS, DVD, or Blu-Ray player anymore . It used to be a fun thing to give as a gift. "You are going to love this movie". Not anymore. Nowadays, we just recommend things from HBO or Disney to each other.

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Preserves

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Since the dawn of time, preparing a meal with care and dedication for somebody else has always been a way to show affection. Until not so long ago, gifting preserves used to be a common practice and a way to express love from a distance . Nowadays, if you want strawberry jam, you can just go to the store.

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Knitted clothes

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The many hours invested in knitting a clothing item are an integral part of the gift that the person who created it is giving . The warm embrace of a knitted sweater, scarf, socks, or any other item created similarly cannot be replaced by store-bought clothes.

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Fresh flowers

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Giving someone a fresh bouquet, especially harvested from one’s own garden, used to be a thing in the past, at least for people who had gardens. It was meant as a kind gesture that said "I thought about you when I picked these flowers" and embellished the home of the one who received it.

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Homemade cooking

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A delicious homemade pie or a nice dessert used to be a common thing for house guests to bring to their hosts. While it still happens from time to time, it used to be much more common. These days, the usual drill involves stopping by the deli to get a packaged item, at best.

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House plants

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Plants can really upgrade a room, and people used to know this, at least to a larger extent than today. Bringing a small house plant to a new home is a great gift , and it used to be a much more common practice than it is these days.

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Framed artwork

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Paintings have the reputation of being expensive things. And in some cases, they are. But beautiful artwork by unknown artists can be found for low and reasonable prices everywhere . People used to know this and bought paintings to decorate their walls and, taking into consideration the personal taste of the receiver, to give as gifts.

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Maps

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In the age of smartphones, paper maps have become somewhat irrelevant and cumbersome. But they make for beautiful objects and can be framed into beautiful works of art . Gifting maps depicting places that are relevant to the gift receiver is a habit that should come back.

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Greeting cards

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Be it of the Hallmark kind or any other, greeting cards used to be given for many different occasions throughout the year. Since the Internet came around with emails, social media, and WhatsApp messages, these cards have all but faded into oblivion.

Even if you only kept them for a couple of months before throwing them away, it was fun to receive those cards as a reminder of the fact that someone cared about you enough to buy, write, and mail the card.

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Handwritten postcards

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Somewhat similar to greeting cards but not quite the same are postcards. These lovely reminders of a friend or a relative’s trip brought the comfort of knowing that whoever wrote the postcard was thinking about you .

Again, the internet has rendered postcards obsolete, but that does not mean that, even to this day, receiving one would be a very nice gesture.

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Framed pictures

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Giving someone a framed picture of a significant moment can be a great gift, and it used to be much more common. Just like in the case of the framed artwork, it is important to understand the personal taste of the person who is receiving this gift . But if this is understood and taken into account, there is no reason why this shouldn’t come back as a great gift idea.

Culture Culture 3 min read

Did you know?

Smoke and mirrors: Hidden truths behind old Hollywood's stars!

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A lot happened behind the cameras and flashing lights of the Golden Age of Hollywood! For instance, do you know which star had an impressive private library? Or who had to conceal his orthodontics as an adult? Read on and you might find some lesser-known stories behind legendary names like Marilyn Monroe, Frank Sinatra, or Humphrey Bogart.

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Elvis Presley was naturally blond

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No, that jet-black pompadour wasn’t natural! Elvis entered the world with sandy blond hair, which gradually darkened to light brown as he aged.

But when he began chasing a movie career, he dyed it black, as legend has it, using shoe polish before he could afford the real dye.

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Marilyn Monroe’s library held over 400 books

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Did you know that Marilyn was a serious bibliophile? Her personal collection reportedly exceeded 400 books . It included subjects like art, history, philosophy, and classic literature, from Ulysses by James Joyce to The Portable Dorothy Parker .

She was often photographed reading between takes, and her friends described her as a genuinely curious and thoughtful woman.

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Sinatra had a hidden knack for painting

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The voice behind "My Way" also spent decades expressing himself through a brush. Through the decades, he painted hundreds of canvases , from colorful abstracts to cubist-inspired portraits, which he often signed with a simple "Sinatra."

His friends said he painted almost daily at home in Palm Springs.

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Elizabeth Taylor once proposed marriage… and was rebuffed

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Elizabeth Taylor famously had eight marriages and seven husbands. But even before her first one, as a teenager, she took her first bold shot at love.

According to actor and Olympic swimmer Buster Crabbe , the young star once asked him to marry her, but he politely declined, saying she was too young.

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Cary Grant’s real name was Archie Leach

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"Archibald Leach" might not read like the film star that Golden Age Hollywood would covet. Archie probably guessed this, and the poor boy from Bristol, England, decided to change his name to try his luck in the industry: He would be "Cary Grant."

Once successful, the actor famously said: "Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant."

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Audrey Hepburn could speak Dutch, French, Italian, and English

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Graceful, elegant, and a polyglot. Audrey Hepburn spoke six languages ! Born in Brussels and raised in the Netherlands and England, Hepburn grew up switching between tongues with ease.

This ability later served her well in diplomacy and film. Because the face of Roman Holiday was not only a charming actress; she also famously served in UNICEF as a global ambassador.

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Lauren Bacall invented her signature "slither down" pose

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There’s a story behind Lauren Bacall’s sultry stare. Nervous during her first screen test for To Have and Have Not , Lauren steadied her trembling chin by lowering it and gazing upward. Hence, the unforgettable look was born.

Later, she perfected a seated move ( the "slither down" ) where she’d lean forward slightly, chin low, eyes locked. That pose became her trademark.

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Humphrey Bogart was kicked out of a boarding school

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There was a time in history when Humphrey Bogart’s parents were very worried about his future. As a teenager, he was expelled shortly after entering Phillips Academy in Andover, Massachusetts.

Some say he was kicked out for throwing a faculty member into a pond during a prank; others claim it was for smoking, drinking, or general "bad behavior." The true story remains private. We do know that the incident sent him straight into the U.S. Navy during World War I.

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Marilyn Monroe stood up for Ella Fitzgerald

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Marilyn had moments of real principle. In 1955, she used her influence to persuade Mocambo, a high-end nightclub in Hollywood, to book Ella Fitzgerald, who had been denied access to many such venues because of racial prejudice. The story goes that, after that performance, doors started opening for Ella both literally and figuratively.

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Marlon Brando designed Don Vito Corleone

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Producers of The Godfather did not think Marlon Brando was a good choice for the mafia movie, at first. So the star took matters into his own hands.

He slicked back his hair with shoe polish, stuffed tissues inside his cheeks to create the iconic jowls of Don Corleone, and lowered his voice into a sinister murmur. The resulting homemade screen test did win the studio over. The rest is cinematic history.

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